There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.