I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.
George CarlinWhen I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
George CarlinI was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.
George Carlin