There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.