There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

Religion is just mind control.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?