There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.