I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.