Jesus was a cross-dresser.
Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick
Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.