Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll be like Danny Kaye. He was kind of the model I had in mind.

For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.