Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism. It's so shortsighted. Most people are interested in their own personal comfort. I've said that about environmentalists. I think they care about bike paths and places to park their Volvos, not the planet as an abstraction.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.