Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

Everything beeps now.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Religion is just mind control.

Life is not that complicated.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.