Mother's milk leads to everything.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from the last days of radio and the first days of television. And Spike Jones. And the Marx Brothers. They represented anarchy. They took things that were nice and decent and proper, and they tore them to shreds. That attracted me.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

The dividend I get [from my compulsion] is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.

I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.