I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I don't belong to it. When you "belong" to something. You want to think about that word, "belong." People should think about that: it means they own you. If you belong to something it owns you, and I just don't care for that. I like spinning out here like one of those subatomic particles that they can't quite pin down.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.