Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.