Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

It's nothing but a big stroke job in this country. The government strokes you every day of your life. Religion never stops stroking you. Big business gives you a good stroke. And it's one big, transcontinental, cross-country, red, white and blue stroke job... Do you know what the national emblem for this country ought to be? Forget that bald eagle. The national emblem of this country ought to be Uncle Sam standing naked at attention saluting, and seated on a chair next to him, the Statue of Liberty jerking him off. That would be a good symbol for the United Strokes of America.

When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.