I call him Governor Bush because that's the only political office he's ever held legally in this country. I don't care where they hang his portrait, I don't care how big his library is. To me, he'll always be "Governor Bush." I don't even capitalize his name when I type it anymore.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.