Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll be like Danny Kaye. He was kind of the model I had in mind.

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.