The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!
You never see a smiling runner.
If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.
What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids