If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?
George CarlinThe patterns became even more vivid at Cardinal Hayes High School. That's when I began failing subjects and running away from home for days at a time.
George CarlinI didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.
George CarlinYou get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
George Carlin