Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick
An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.