Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.