My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.