Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would try to deprive other people of their educations. I developed skills for mimicry, and I was a good showoff. I knew how to get attention, and I knew how to do it in a positive funny way.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

The status quo sucks.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.