I have things that are strident and confrontational, and I have a lot of things that are childlike and innocent and sort of sweet. So, somewhere in between lies the middle of me.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

Whereas your blackness, ethnicity, homosexuality is something that might be genetic, I can't touch that, and I have no right.

The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking