People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.
George CarlinIf you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, "Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir!" But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, "What's happenin'?"
George CarlinIf you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?
George Carlin