Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
If you you think there is a solution, you're part of the problem.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
I think of shock as kind of an uptown form of surprise. Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like to find out where the line might be and then cross it deliberately, and then make the audience happy about crossing the line with me.