The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!

Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic. Children can't be our future, because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore, so blow me!

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

I'd go on runs [on cocaine ], four and five days without sleep. Then I'd crash and sleep about 18 hours a day for seven to ten days. Then it would take a few more weeks to get over a vague sort of depression. Then I'd be off on another run.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.