The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or here's something you can't say because its a... secret; "You can't tell him that because he's not cleared to know that." Government wants to control information and control language because that's the way you control thought, and basically that's the game they're in.

When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.