Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.
[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.