Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or here's something you can't say because its a... secret; "You can't tell him that because he's not cleared to know that." Government wants to control information and control language because that's the way you control thought, and basically that's the game they're in.

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

I call him Governor Bush because that's the only political office he's ever held legally in this country. I don't care where they hang his portrait, I don't care how big his library is. To me, he'll always be "Governor Bush." I don't even capitalize his name when I type it anymore.

Life is a series of dogs.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

What was the best thing before sliced bread?