Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

Sudden total weight loss.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.