I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

Sex criminals. Completely incurable... I suppose you could outlaw religion and these sex crimes would disappear in a generation or two, but we don't have time for rational solutions.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.