I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

I don`t understand a belief that there is an invisible being in the sky who watches over us all the time and keeps score and who throws you in a burning pit. I think that's very limiting, very antihuman. It's the way they devised for helping to control people because if they can make you believe in an invisible man who's going to hurt you later, they can make you believe anything!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National