In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.