In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

The rebellious mood of the country during those [60th] years allowed me to plug right back into my old hatreds. I could scream and holler, as I did on the albums, against religion, government, big business - all those assholes and their values. That hatred was very real.