I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.
George CarlinI also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.
George CarlinWhen you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.
George CarlinCocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.
George CarlinPeople are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.
George Carlin