I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.