I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.