I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience.

And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.