And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?

The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.

I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

The status quo sucks.

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.