I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.