I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.