I do something about the weather. I stay home.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.