Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

There are an awful lot of things in the cut of street drugs that eventually make you sick. I reached a point where the skin around the edges of my fingernails used to hurt all the time. And it would peel away easily. Now, that must have been from some poison in the cut.

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.