Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

There are actually people who go out and re-fight these battles. You know what I say? Use real ammunition! You just might raise the intelligence level of the American gene pool!

Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.