You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic. Children can't be our future, because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore, so blow me!