You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.