You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area that I'd have loved - to teach it, probably, Language has always fascinated me. There's a genetic inheritance there a good language gene, which I inherited [from my mother and grandfather] and she fostered that in me as he fostered that in her.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?