You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!