Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.