It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.

So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.