It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

First I was a mimic. Practically from the moment I began talking, I did impersonations of the people in my neighborhood - the storekeepers, the policemen, my teachers.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.