It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.