Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, "This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me."

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?