Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?