Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?