There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people. When you drop a newspaper over a sign and walk away with it, or take something off a wall and the sound of the glue ripping makes people turn around. Your heart is racing, it's a rush.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!