There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people. When you drop a newspaper over a sign and walk away with it, or take something off a wall and the sound of the glue ripping makes people turn around. Your heart is racing, it's a rush.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.