Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded. You see the brands - Nike, Puma, Coke - all over their bodies. Pretty soon you'll go to a family and say, "$100,000 if we can tattoo Pepsi on your child's forehead, and we'll have it removed when he's twenty-one. A hundred grand."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Somebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.