Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I have a lot of things [in me] that are childlike and innocent and sweet.