A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.
Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
I just love it when I hear a little commotion, someone leaving. When I see those doors in the back . . .
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.