If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George CarlinSometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.
George CarlinI went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.
George Carlin