If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?

You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

People have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.