The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
George CarlinIf you dropped me off a space platform onto the ground where a line was drawn, I would fall to the left side of it. I believe the difference between right and left is that the right, for the most part, the bulk of their philosophy is interested in property, and the rights of people to own property and gain and acquire and keep property. And I think on the left - though they blend and mix - on the left primarily you will find people who are more concerned about humans, and the human condition, and what can be done.
George CarlinThe New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.
George Carlin