There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.