If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.