Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.