If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.