If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

There are a lot of little things about our bodies that we all know, but we never talk about. That's what interests me. These are practically universal experiences; nobody mentions them! Some of them are disgusting. Some of them are appallingly revolting and degrading even to the most degenerate mind. So let's get started with a couple of them.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.