If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

Writing is really wonderful art. A lot of this is discovery. A lot of things are lying around waiting to be discovered and that's our job as writers is to just notice them and bring them to life.

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.