The coke made me incredibly horny.

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.