When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to be an atheist is to also have a belief, and have a system, and I don't know that I like that either.

I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.