When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.