E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.