I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?