All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.