All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.