Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.
George CarlinI literally didn't know my father. My mother had been a secretary, and after she and my father split, she went back to work for an advertising executive. So my older brother and I were "latch-door kids." We went home for lunch and after school by ourselves.
George CarlinThe patterns became even more vivid at Cardinal Hayes High School. That's when I began failing subjects and running away from home for days at a time.
George CarlinWhen I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
George CarlinGrass [marijuana] probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.
George Carlin