People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

I think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.

Life is a series of dogs.