If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.