If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I don't belong to it. When you "belong" to something. You want to think about that word, "belong." People should think about that: it means they own you. If you belong to something it owns you, and I just don't care for that. I like spinning out here like one of those subatomic particles that they can't quite pin down.