You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!
I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.
Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.