When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.
Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.
It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.