Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint, or just plain old conformity, and who therefore live in those little prisons, and when things breach those walls, it's shocking for them.