If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint, or just plain old conformity, and who therefore live in those little prisons, and when things breach those walls, it's shocking for them.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over the world, along with documented radar evidence seen by experienced military and civilian radar operators.>>.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.