If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

All music is the blues. All of it.

You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)