If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.

No one has to come see my shows who doesn't like me talking about white Christians. They are free not buy a ticket. They're free to leave at any time. So I'm not imposing anything on anyone. Therefore I feel free to cross the line.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.