If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Mother's milk leads to everything.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.