One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.
George CarlinThe Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely for three months. You can hear the clarity of my thinking and of my speech on that album.
George CarlinSomebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.
George Carlin